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I like to tease. 

It’s just my way of showing my affection. I tend to call people names, make fun of them, and act silly around them just to see if I can make them laugh or smile. I’d rather be playfully mean to people than act really corny and sappy, actually. If I tend to tease you a lot in a more flirtatious way though, then most likely it means that I like you.

Back when I was still living with my parents my car had broken down and was at the shop. So my dad drove me to work. One day he was taking too long so I walked into his room to get him to hurry up. I then walked in on my parents having sex…finding myself speechless I just closed the door and decided to wait in the car. My embarrassment was furthered when my dad got in the car and said “Damn, you haven’t done a coitus interruptus since you were 6” That was when I realized I had repressed memories.
What I look like when I am sick

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    wears pajamas

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    showers

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    changes into clean pajamas